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Monday, April 28, 2008

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My spirit jumped out my ass and was denied at the gates by sweet Jesus himself, and you know what? I ain't even mad I would have done the same shit to me.

Friday, April 18, 2008

WARNING!


This is a public service announcement! Inga is back on the streets, I repeat Inga is back on the streets. This bitch is prone to hissy fits, rapping about her gargantuan viggy(and yes, I said "viggy") jay jay, and she feeds on Asians to sustain relativity. The most effective way to thwart her is to flash a glue bottle and a pair of handcuffs, you may have to come in for vaccination after coming into contact with her, her irrelevance is contagious.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Wait Till' He Get His Money Right.


CAN'T TELL HIM NOTHING!!! from kwest on Vimeo.

TAKE ME HIGHER LAWD! this is so cute...yet ghetto.

Stay Down Mary



I don't know Kittens how do you feel?
(btw check Mary having a seizure at about 2:19...hilarious!)

"Hard Candy" a Sour Patch?


As the April 28
th release of Madge's album draws closer, an album sampler has been released to the net this week. Madonna's candy=hard, flavor= sour apple. I'm sorry I'm just not really feeling the songs that I hear they sort of melt into each other in terms of sound and production. Maybe I should just reserve my judgment for when I can here the album in its entirety.

Madonna- Hard Candy(Album Sampler)

New Music from Michelle...Again


It seems like a lot of music is leaking from Michelle's new album "Unexpected" set for an August release. I'm really like like this song, as I've loved everything else that I've heard from her recently ("Until the End of the World" stays in constant rotation on my ipod). If you ask me Michelle is smart as hell, you know why? Cause the bitch stood behind Ol' Spitshine for a couple of years did her little "oohs and ahhs" (and even got a few solos) and made big ass royalty checks, then she released two gospel albums, a large portion of which she wrote, and now she's bout to hit you with that hee! Get it Michelle.

Michelle Willaims- Hello Heartbreak(Snippet)

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Get yo money girl!



I aint even hating. Homegirl got the camera crew and everything and hit 'em up style! Take me higher lord!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

B. Scott Run-ins with the Africans!



I have no words. B dot is fabulous (and yes! I called him B dot), and if you dont know about his infamous bouts with his Ethiopian neighbor check these out:



LMFAO!


ROUND 2


ROUND 3

IT NEVER ENDS! LOL

Mark your calendars


Whamp Whamp what it do!? Brooklyn's Don Neegra, Foxy Brown is getting out the pokey next week. PRAISE THE LORD! W/E I just hope this broad finds something positive to do with herself. Read the article here. Ill no no.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

COME ON PEOPLE!



No Comment.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join

So apparently the jackass above, Joseph Manzanares was fighting with his baby mama over which gang their little tot was going to join and things got out of hand since they were at her job. This is disgusting, seriously is this what people have relegated themselves and the dreams of their children to? I have nothing left to say. Read the article here


Thursday, April 10, 2008

Me Likey...


HOMECOMING from kwest on Vimeo.

I know im mad late with this but whatev bitches. I like this video but I'm still a bit dissappointed in the "Flashing Lights" video. Why so short Kanye? Either way the man is a genius. I'm out.

WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! NAOMI JUST BUSTED HER ASS! I REPEAT, NAOMI HAS BUSTED HER ASS!


Check out my girl Donna J. paying bills. Rent must be due. Visit her myspace and show love.

DC3 RUNDOWNS!


Okay people I', going to run this down as quickly as possible.

  1. Michelle's new song is FIRE!
  2. Appreciate your "God-Given Name"
  3. Ms.Kelly and loving it!
  4. Yea...they got married.
Oh and check this out:

Beyonce a bad mama?

In a recent interview with People magazine singer Solange Knowles reveals that Beyonce's mothering skills might need some work before she thinks about procreating with Jiggaman.

"Whenever Beyoncé decides to have a child, I definitely think she'll be banging on my door,"
Haha! SoL-angeL goes on to say

"She's kept my son over the weekend," says the 21 year-old singer and actress. "She'll call me like, 'How do you get this stroller out? And what about the car seat? I don't know how you do this!' And I'm like, 'People do it every day.' "

Ms.
Knowles new album "SoL-AngeL & the Hadley Street Dreams" comes out sometime in August. Also check out the new Promo pic and her Myspace


I was just waiting...

I was waiting for some bullshit like this to come along so I could post stuff. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SOME GRADE A FUCKERY! I know R.Kelly is mad at just about everybody because we've all pretty much passed the verdict on this negroid. I just cant get over the splaboovian (Splaboo=Michael Jackson's term for black people) behavior. I honestly feel like he's looking for attention. Ugh, stop playing.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Ok so...

I haven't posted in the last week, I'm a jackass, alright. Im not going to bore you with the hoopla surrounding the Spit-shine Creole and Jigga-man nuptials, but there is new stuff to come!