My spirit jumped out my ass and was denied at the gates by sweet Jesus himself, and you know what? I ain't even mad I would have done the same shit to me.
Monday, April 28, 2008
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My spirit jumped out my ass and was denied at the gates by sweet Jesus himself, and you know what? I ain't even mad I would have done the same shit to me.
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Labels: Im Finished for today...for real, you jackass, You just took it to the next level
Friday, April 18, 2008
WARNING!
This is a public service announcement! Inga is back on the streets, I repeat Inga is back on the streets. This bitch is prone to hissy fits, rapping about her gargantuan viggy(and yes, I said "viggy") jay jay, and she feeds on Asians to sustain relativity. The most effective way to thwart her is to flash a glue bottle and a pair of handcuffs, you may have to come in for vaccination after coming into contact with her, her irrelevance is contagious.
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Labels: N*gga please, you get the side-eye, you jackass, You just took it to the next level
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Wait Till' He Get His Money Right.
Posted by Mark at 12:00 PM 0 comments
Labels: video of the day, You just took it to the next level
Stay Down Mary
I don't know Kittens how do you feel?
(btw check Mary having a seizure at about 2:19...hilarious!)
Posted by Mark at 10:40 AM 0 comments
Labels: One of the vogueing divas, video of the day, you get the side-eye
"Hard Candy" a Sour Patch?
As the April 28th release of Madge's album draws closer, an album sampler has been released to the net this week. Madonna's candy=hard, flavor= sour apple. I'm sorry I'm just not really feeling the songs that I hear they sort of melt into each other in terms of sound and production. Maybe I should just reserve my judgment for when I can here the album in its entirety.
Madonna- Hard Candy(Album Sampler)
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Labels: I have questions, Music, One of the vogueing divas, you get the side-eye
New Music from Michelle...Again
It seems like a lot of music is leaking from Michelle's new album "Unexpected" set for an August release. I'm really like like this song, as I've loved everything else that I've heard from her recently ("Until the End of the World" stays in constant rotation on my ipod). If you ask me Michelle is smart as hell, you know why? Cause the bitch stood behind Ol' Spitshine for a couple of years did her little "oohs and ahhs" (and even got a few solos) and made big ass royalty checks, then she released two gospel albums, a large portion of which she wrote, and now she's bout to hit you with that hee! Get it Michelle.
Michelle Willaims- Hello Heartbreak(Snippet)
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Labels: Get 'em girl, Music, Things to Know
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Get yo money girl!
I aint even hating. Homegirl got the camera crew and everything and hit 'em up style! Take me higher lord!
Posted by Mark at 2:37 PM 0 comments
Labels: Get 'em girl, Life s a bitch if it were a slut it'd be too easy, video of the day
Sunday, April 13, 2008
B. Scott Run-ins with the Africans!
I have no words. B dot is fabulous (and yes! I called him B dot), and if you dont know about his infamous bouts with his Ethiopian neighbor check these out:
LMFAO!
ROUND 2
ROUND 3
IT NEVER ENDS! LOL
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Labels: One of the vogueing divas, the gays, Things to Know, video of the day
Mark your calendars
Whamp Whamp what it do!? Brooklyn's Don Neegra, Foxy Brown is getting out the pokey next week. PRAISE THE LORD! W/E I just hope this broad finds something positive to do with herself. Read the article here. Ill no no.
Posted by Mark at 11:32 PM 0 comments
Labels: Hell...Im Bored, Life s a bitch if it were a slut it'd be too easy, you jackass
Saturday, April 12, 2008
COME ON PEOPLE!
No Comment.
Posted by Mark at 1:33 PM 0 comments
Labels: Life s a bitch if it were a slut it'd be too easy, N*gga please, you jackass
Friday, April 11, 2008
Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join
So apparently the jackass above, Joseph Manzanares was fighting with his baby mama over which gang their little tot was going to join and things got out of hand since they were at her job. This is disgusting, seriously is this what people have relegated themselves and the dreams of their children to? I have nothing left to say. Read the article here
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Labels: I have questions, Im Finished for today...for real, you jackass
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Me Likey...
HOMECOMING from kwest on Vimeo.
Posted by Mark at 11:18 PM 0 comments
Labels: Music, video of the day, you get the side-eye
WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! NAOMI JUST BUSTED HER ASS! I REPEAT, NAOMI HAS BUSTED HER ASS!
Check out my girl Donna J. paying bills. Rent must be due. Visit her myspace and show love.
Posted by Mark at 11:06 PM 0 comments
Labels: Get 'em girl, One of the vogueing divas, Things to Know
DC3 RUNDOWNS!
Okay people I', going to run this down as quickly as possible.
- Michelle's new song is FIRE!
- Appreciate your "God-Given Name"
- Ms.Kelly and loving it!
- Yea...they got married.
Posted by Mark at 10:51 PM 0 comments
Labels: Get 'em girl, Music, Things to Know, video of the day
Beyonce a bad mama?
In a recent interview with People magazine singer Solange Knowles reveals that Beyonce's mothering skills might need some work before she thinks about procreating with Jiggaman.
"Whenever Beyoncé decides to have a child, I definitely think she'll be banging on my door,"Haha! SoL-angeL goes on to say
"She's kept my son over the weekend," says the 21 year-old singer and actress. "She'll call me like, 'How do you get this stroller out? And what about the car seat? I don't know how you do this!' And I'm like, 'People do it every day.' "
Ms. Knowles new album "SoL-AngeL & the Hadley Street Dreams" comes out sometime in August. Also check out the new Promo pic and her Myspace
Posted by Mark at 9:39 PM 0 comments
Labels: Get 'em girl, Things to Know
I was just waiting...
I was waiting for some bullshit like this to come along so I could post stuff. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SOME GRADE A FUCKERY! I know R.Kelly is mad at just about everybody because we've all pretty much passed the verdict on this negroid. I just cant get over the splaboovian (Splaboo=Michael Jackson's term for black people) behavior. I honestly feel like he's looking for attention. Ugh, stop playing.
Posted by Mark at 9:23 PM 0 comments
Labels: I have questions, N*gga please, you get the side-eye, you jackass
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Ok so...
I haven't posted in the last week, I'm a jackass, alright. Im not going to bore you with the hoopla surrounding the Spit-shine Creole and Jigga-man nuptials, but there is new stuff to come!
Posted by Mark at 6:27 PM 0 comments
Labels: Life s a bitch if it were a slut it'd be too easy, Things to Know